Telephone Conversation 10 days ago:
Ben: “Dave, can I borrow your chainsaw this weekend?”
Me: “Sure, for what?”
Ben: “Just have to cut a few things up at the cabin. We’re goin’ up there with a bunch of people this weekend.”
Me: “What few things are you cutting in the middle of winter?”
Ben: “Are you going to be around tomorrow during the day so I could pick it up?” (smooth change of subject)
Me: In my head…Of course not, I work in the middle of every week day. “No, I’ll be at work.”
Ben: “Ok, well, I’ll just swing over and get it. Is it in the garage?” In Ben’s head…Great, he won’t be there so I won’t have to explain why I need the chainsaw.
Jessie and I are up at the cabin this weekend. There seems to be a large hole cut through the ice. Ice fishing? Unlikely, as the hole measures a straightly-cut 4’x4’. There are big fish up here, but 16 sqft seems to be a hole cut for more of a human-size creature.
Can you say “Polar Plunge"? At first glance I say fun. At second glance I see my new chainsaw in the frozen lake. Ben hasn’t returned the chainsaw yet. Perhaps it is still drying out. Oh, my little brother.
Gotta love younger siblings, they're the best. Let me know how your plunge goes later:).
ReplyDeleteMaybe spear fishing? Is that allowed in WI?
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